If I should get 18 of these I'm stupid. (yeaaaah riiight -.-)
stolen from :icinSlimjimakakitkat:

[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking

[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door.

[ ] You have jumped out/off of a moving vehicle.(what wrong with that?)

[ ] You have thought of something funny and laughed out loud, then people gave you weird looks.

[ ] You have ran into a tree.

[ ] It is possible to lick your elbow.

[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.

[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.

[ ] You just tried to sing them.

[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

[ ] You have choked on your own spit.

[x] You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.

[x] You didn't notice that in the last question "the" was spelled twice.

[ ] You just looked at it.

[ ] Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.(so what!? o.ò )

[ ] People have called you slow.

[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire. (my hair...)

[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.

[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

[x] You've fallen asleep in class.

[ ] If someone says "fart" you laugh.

[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking.

[ ] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about.

[ ] People shake their heads and walk away from you.

[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice".

[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.

[x] You have eaten a bug. (no comment....-.-)

[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.

[ ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.

[ ] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, hair or pocket.

[ ] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you.

[ ] You break a lot of things.

[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you.

[ ] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused.

[ ] You have fallen out of your chair before.

[x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling. (works very well for drawing ^w^)

[x] The word "umm" is used many times a day.

10 not bad >.,<

something else...

What color/kind of socks are you wearing?
[ ] Red = loud
[ ] Green = stupid
[ ] None = freaky
[ ] Fuzzy = gorgeous
[ ] Yellow = innocent
[ ] Purple = a little too happy
[x] Black = emo
[ ] Stripes = funny
[ ] Gray = skanky
[ ] Pink = preppy
[ ] Light blue = sweaty
[ ] Other = hot
[ ] White = sexy

What kind of pants are you wearing?
[ ] Shorts = cutie
[ ] Skirt/skort = skank
[ ] Corduroy = faggot homosexual
[ ] Tight jeans = scene kid
[x] Ripped jeans = emo
[ ] Cammo = cage fighter
[ ] Jeans = prep
[ ] Pajamas = pimp
[ ] Cargo = clown
[ ] Sweats = athlete
[ ] Boxers = brat
[ ] Booty shorts = female
[ ] Capris = Gangster
[ ] Nothing = hoe
[ ] Dickies = weirdo
[ ] Bikini bottoms = tiki girl
[ ] Other = sex addict

What is your natural hair color?
[ ] Auburn = that every one wants to make out with
[ ] Blonde = with a broken heart
[ ] Black = with a sexy smile
[ ] Really Dark brown = with a hot girlfreind
[ ] Red = that likes to have fun
[x] Brown = who loves to be different
[ ] Dirty blonde= with sexy eyes
[ ] Bald = with herpes
[ ] Other = with a nice ass

Pick the month you were born on:
[ ] 1 = who ate
[x] 2 = who needed
[ ] 3 = who killed
[ ] 4 = who will be naked
[ ] 5 = who killed
[ ] 6 =who banged
[ ] 7 = who smoked with
[ ] 8 = who ran shirtless with
[ ] 9 = who was stabbed horribly by
[ ] 10 = who cuddled with
[ ] 11 = who slept with
[ ] 12 = who shot

Pick the day you were born on:
[ ] 01 = the kool-aid man
[x] 02 = a dog
[ ] 03 = a shoe
[ ] 04 = a toothbrush
[ ] 05 = Santa Claus
[ ] 06 = The Trojan man
[ ] 07 = a glass of milk
[ ] 08 = a prostitute
[ ] 09 = a porn star
[ ] 10 = a bag of weed
[ ] 11 = a lover
[ ] 12 = Barney the dinosaur
[ ] 13 = a horse
[ ] 14 = a lesbian
[ ] 15 = a stripper
[ ] 16 = a pickle
[ ] 17 = a jew
[ ] 18 = a homo
[ ] 19 = an orange
[ ] 20 = a dildo
[ ] 21 = a homeless guy
[ ] 22 = a whore
[ ] 23 = my crush
[ ] 24 = an easter egg
[ ] 25 = a jar of honey
[ ] 26 = a condom
[ ] 27 = a bowl of cereal
[ ] 28 = a french fry
[ ] 29 = your dealer
[ ] 30 = Paris Hilton
[ ] 31 = your grandma

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing
[ ] White = because I love marijuana
[ ] Black = because im sexy as hell
[ ] Pink = Because the lil people told me to (yes poeple, pink -.-' )
[ ] Blue = because I have amazing boobs
[ ] Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous
[ ] Polka Dots = because I hate my life
[x] Purple = because I'm gay
[ ] Gray = because I got dared
[ ] Other = because that's how I roll
[ ] Green = because I'm good in bed
[ ] Orange = because I smoke crack
[ ] Turquoise = because I xhave a noodle in my nose
[ ] Brown = because I had to
[ ] Shirtless = because I've got abs
[ ] Aqua = 'cause the 306CBZ kick cunt

horay im just a dubole emo how loves to be difrent how needed a dog becuase im gay